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Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Save the carbs! The Amateur Gourmet has had enough of this low carb diet stuff, and has decided to do something about it. She declared tomorrow, May 20, to be National Carb Awareness Day. Tomorrow I will eat something delicious and carb-y and you should too. As the Amateur Gourmet says:So, in conclusion, don't do it for your country. Don't do it for your God, or your mother, or your accountant. Do it for the organ that matters most. No, not that one. Do it for your stomach. Only you can save the carbs, America. Won't you?I could not live without pasta, bread and potatoes, and I don't know how anybody else can either, so I'm fully behind this movement. I only wish I had seen the I Love Carbs store before, so I could wear one of their shirts tomorrow and declare my support more gratuitously. |