Vorpal bunny slippers

The What On Earth catalog sells some of the tackiest crap on the face of the earth, but it does have the occasional gem, such as the Tiki Man Tissue Box Cover and Easter Island Bobble Head.

The latest treasure is this pair of Monty Python Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth Slippers. These are no ordinary bunny slippers -- these are the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered bunny slippers you ever set eyes on. And fuzzy!

They would be ideal for wearing around the office, so long as you're sure none of your coworkers have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.