Inner Bitch

Sunday, December 28, 2003
 

It's a nationwide craft craze!

Learn to make these fashionable scarvesSince my last knitting entry here, I've been noticing knitting everywhere I go. First Christina gave me Stitch 'N Bitch for Christmas, along with some yarn and needles. Stitch 'N Bitch is a fun and modern spin on knitting. It has plenty of lessons for beginners, plus some cool patterns that look like they were designed this century. I have seen some knitters complaining about the details in the patterns, but the style is definitely there. Reading SnB, I notice that there is a Stitch 'N Bitch site listing all the SnB groups forming in the world, though the Pittsburgh group is just an email address right now. Then today I see that knitting fever is even taking over a New Jersey school. All the hip kids can make scarves these days.

Craze aside, I've been finding some resources out there. Helpful to me lately have been the Knitting community on LiveJournal, with a thousand helpful members, plus great links on their profile page, and StitchGuide - the online stitch reference guide (their cast-on instructions are the clearest explanation I've seen), plus all the links on knitting.about.com (though about.com's structure often confounds me).

For fun, the main Knitting LJ community links to the Harry Potter Knitting & Crafts community, where you can learn to make Gryffindor scarves (as shown here) or one of Molly's fabulous jumpers, and a punk knitting community for all your fishnet needs.


Wednesday, December 24, 2003
 

Aw, this is sad

She's liked corgis since childhoodOh man, this is not good at all. Queen Elizabeth lost one of her corgis. Her daughter Princess Anne has a mean terrier that attacked the corgi and the corgi needed to be put down. Turns out this terrier is the same one that has been a problem before - about a year ago it attacked two boys who were riding their bikes past where the princess and her husband were getting into a car. At the time the princess said that Dotty the terrier was "lacking in malice" but frankly I think she's seeing niceness where it doesn't exist. Maybe Princess Anne needs to look into corgis; clearly English bull terriers are harder to control.


Monday, December 22, 2003
 

David Littlefield vexes me

I'm making plans to go to Spring Training again this coming year, but I don't really have much hope for the 2004 season. The Pirates gave away almost all of their good players last year and in this year's Rule V draft, lost 5 out the first 6 players taken. This has led many of us to wonder why they kept three empty spots on the roster and why they would protect retreads while letting Chris Shelton and Jose Bautista go. Well, turns out we're not alone here in Pittsburgh in thinking that this makes no sense. Baseball America agrees and calls the whole mis-management "inexplicable" which may be their nice way of saying "idiotic". I agree with all their observations (cause how could you not) but I'm a little worn of the fact that being a Pirates fan means that I must accept being a fan of laughingstocks. David Littlefield claims to still be confident; I guess it's nice on the planet where he lives.

Still I was looking into buying a partial season ticket plan for this year. I found again this year, as in previous years, that I can get better seats by buying individual seats than by doing a 20-ticket plan. I usually end up buying less than 20 because it's annoying to buy that many tickets individually, so they would have done better by letting me buy my 20 in a block, but that's the Pirates for you.


Sunday, December 21, 2003
 

It's gonna be alot of Lord of the Rings here for a while

Faramir is my boyfriendJust a quick collection of Lord of the Rings links that are making me happy. First, Ain't It Cool News has some spoilers about the Return of the King Extended Edition DVD (need I warn you that you will be spoiled if you visit?). TheOneRing.net is disputing the WETA part of the AICN spoilers, but hopefully the rest is correct because I want to see all those scenes described within.

Second there's a nice set of interviews on Inside Reel (careful on dialups - this is a 59MB file). Bernard Hill made me happy by saying that Howard Shore has scored 5 hours of film for Return of the King. That'll make a dandy length for the EE DVD.

The NY Times has a piece today by a woman who just doesn't get the trilogy and who claims that the movies are really only for nerds and not women (women are not nerds I guess?). She sees no real emotion in the movies, just battles and monsters and such. Everybody is entitled to their opinion, no matter how wrong and boy is she wrong. I felt profound emotions, particularly in RotK, as did many non-nerd people that I know. My reaction is a hearty rolling of my eyes.


 

Look at the pretty lights

Last night I saw a particularly lovely Christmas light display in Bloomfield, the Pittsburgh equivalent of Little Italy (with a heavy dose of Little Poland). Instead of the usual itty bitty lights, the homeowners have strung about a dozen Moravian stars of various sizes up in the air above their front yard, stretching up to the roof. In the dark, it looked like they were floating in mid-air.

Tragically, I did not have a camera with me. But if you're in Pittsburgh, take the time to drive by this house; it's on Friendship Ave. between S. Winebiddle and Gross Streets (very close to West Penn Hospital).



Saturday, December 20, 2003
 

Don't ask a question if you're not prepared to hear the answer

Those wacky kids at the American Family Association have decided to put up an online poll to get the opinion of Americans on gay marriage. They claim they're going to present the results to Congress, but I'm thinking they may not want to since as of the current writing, the respondents favor gay marriage or civil unions by 61.5% to 38.5%. Now there is some controversy over the removal of some votes, with the Killer of Sacred Cows blog claiming that some votes have been removed. Well turns out some of those votes had been created by a script and so should have been removed. There may be others that were removed - unknown if those were legit votes. Regardless, the Killer of Sacred Cows is doing period snapshots of the results in the event that the poll is taken down by AFA (which would not be a shocker).

Granted, this is not a scientific poll by any stretch of the imagination, but I know I'm getting a kick out of seeing it go wrong for the "pro-family but only if they're middle class whites who vote Republican and share my religion" folks.


Friday, December 19, 2003
 

Bullshit! returns!

That's right, I said 'Baby-cracking motherfuckers!'Woo-hoo! Penn & Teller's Showtime series "Bullshit!" has been renewed for Season 2, which will air in Spring 2004. The first season will be released on DVD sometime in the first quarter of 2004, and Showtime will be running it as a marathon this Monday, December 22.

In "Bullshit!", P&T debunk all kinds of scams and crackpot theories, such as TV psychics, Feng Shui, penis enlargement, alien abductions, bottled water, and environmental hysteria. I like the TV Guide description of the series as "what 60 Minutes might be like if it were run by the creators of South Park".

They're not shy about showing their anger and disgust with the people behind these scams, and they're not above making fun of the people who fall for them. P&T are at their angriest in the Creationism episode, but the most memorable line of the series was Penn's comment about chiropractors who take infants as patients: "Baby-cracking motherfuckers!"


Wednesday, December 17, 2003
 

Once More, With Hobbits

Well, this ought to take the top of Vanessa's head off. Via BoingBoing, "Once More, With Hobbits" sets the Lord of the Rings to the music from the Buffy musical episode, "Once More, With Feeling". I agree with the poster in its comment thread who called it "the chocolate and peanut butter of fandom".

The perpetrators have promised to post MP3's once they get a large enough cast together to sing the big numbers.

I love the theater!



 

Best Movie Ever Ever

They were so sweet together. I love the people of Rohan.I was one of the freaks at Trilogy Tuesday yesterday and it's definitely a highlight of the year, if not the decade. The local Loews Cineplex treated us like kings (heh) - there was an awesome employee named Patrick who will go into the annals of geek lore in Pittsburgh, such a gracious host was he. They had a buffet for us between Fellowship and The Two Towers and it was actually good - the tossed salad was fresh and full of non-iceberg lettuce, there was yummy pasta salad, plus nacho bar! No bad there. New Line Cinema had gifts for us - film frame holders as shown in this eBay auction (of course it took less than a day for these to show up for sale) with a frame of film from each of the movies. It's a cool gift because each one is completely different. Mine has a picture of Eowyn in the Two Towers panel, which I am exceptionally stoked about. Edited to add that Sideshow put up a page all about the gift - who knew there were optical sound tracks on it? Too cool!

As for the third movie, I thought Return of the King was fantastic (and so did the reviews). I could quibble about parts of the book that I wanted included that were not, but I believe that the Extended Edition DVDs will take care of that, and truthfully the movie told the story it should. Much as I would like the movie to be Return of the hot Steward and his kick-ass Nazgul-killing girlfriend, that's not really the story. The movie gave me chills and made me cheer and laugh and get teary and even now thinking about some things makes me a little emotional. It was very late at night by the time we got into this movie (I'm an early to bed, early to rise kinda girl), but I was wide awake the whole time, especially once the Siege of Gondor begins. From then on, there's no let-up until the endings. All the acting was terrific, but for me Sean Astin owned the movie.

Now we just have the long wait until the Extended Edition DVDs. Plus the 3 or 4 more times I have to see it in the theater.


Tuesday, December 16, 2003
 

Bad UI outweighs good customer service

I had to return an item to Amazon.com today because it was missing parts. The good news: Because Amazon screwed up, their returns page generates a postage-paid mailing label, with instructions to print the page, then cut out the label and affix it to the package. The bad news: Because of all the other crap on the top of the page, the mailing label is cut in two -- right across a bar code -- when I print it. And it's made up of multiple images, so I can't just paste the image URL directly into the browser and print that, unless I want to reassemble the label with scissors and sticky tape, like a grade school crafts project.

Aiiiiiiigh!

Good customer service, kneecapped by brain-dead UI design. With a page intended to be printed, how did it not occur to anyone to offer a "printer-friendly" version, like most movie schedule and airline ticket sites do? They ought to be bitch-smacked by Jakob Nielsen.

The solution: Copy/paste the entire label area directly into Microsoft Word, then print from there. Bloatware to the rescue!


Monday, December 15, 2003
 

What's your story

I love the mayfliesCan you sum up your year in 20 words or less? The Mayfair Project wants you to try. The idea is that the best biography ever is that of the Mayfly, whose whole life can be summed up as "Born. Eat. Shag. Die." which is a pretty good-sounding life if you ask me. Anyway, I'm writing up my twenty or less, trying hard to boil down the year. So far I have
Got a job and an iPod and a blog
Dyed my hair
What happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas

But I'm still editing. Try it and let me know what you come up with.


 

How to buy a Tivo

You know you want itAs an annoyingly vocal Tivo cultist, I've gotten a few questions lately from friends who are shopping for Tivos as gifts: What kind of accessories they'll need, whether it's better to get the lifetime or monthly subscription, that sort of thing. Here's what I told the last person who asked.

First of all, do you have cable or DirecTV? If you have DirecTV, you may want to consider getting DirecTiVo, which is integrated with your receiver. You don't have to; standard Tivos will work just fine with a DirecTV setup. The main advantage of DirecTivos is that if you have dual inputs, you can record two things at once, or watch one thing while you record another, which you can't do with a standard Tivo.

As far as Tivos go, there are three options right now: vanilla Tivos (which are wonderful all by themselves), combination Tivos with DVD players (I wouldn't recommend this; you're better off with separate components, in case one breaks), or the new Tivos with integrated DVD burners. Those last are _extremely_ cool, but prohibitively expensive right now ($800-$1500); I'm planning to wait until they're cheaper and have had a chance to work the bugs out.

The one thing everybody wants on their Tivo is more disk space. You simply can't have too much -- it fills up with movies and episodes you haven't gotten around to watching and episodes you want to keep around for repeated viewing. With 2 people in the house, it's worse. You can always buy an upgrade kit and add a bigger hard drive yourself, but what I would highly recommend is to buy an aftermarket already-upgraded Tivo from a respectable vendor like Weaknees.com. (I bought my Tivo from them.) Many of these vendors offer their products on ebay, where you may be able to get a better price, but be careful about the seller.

Make sure you have a warranty of some flavor, since the factory warranty is voided the instant anyone cracks the case. That means that factory warranties do not apply to upgraded Tivos -- if the upgrade vendor doesn't offer a warranty, you could be screwed.

As far as accessories go, I strongly recommend that you get the APC uninterruptible power supply recommended by the Weaknees folks. It's about $50; it will not only prevent the Tivo from rebooting every time your power flickers, but it'll also protect the modem if you run the phone line through it. Do this. In fact, I recommend that you poke around Weaknees.com for a bit in general -- they've got a lot of good Tivo advice there.

If your TV has multiple inputs (my TV does), you may want to consider splitting your cable signal, and running one signal through the VCR and the other through the Tivo and digital cable box (if you have cable). This is how my system is set up, and it allows me to record one thing on the Tivo and another on the VCR. That may be more complexity than you want to deal with on Christmas morning, however.

Finally, there's the question of purchasing the monthly vs. the lifetime Tivo subscription (programming info and all that). Monthly is something like $15/mo.; lifetime (that's the lifetime of the unit, not your lifetime, unfortunately) is around $300. I would recommend the lifetime subscription, but you may want to do the monthly thing for a month or two until you're sure that you've got a good Tivo unit. And remember that if you later buy a newer Tivo, you'll have to buy another subscription for it. This is the primary reason why I've never upgraded my Series 1 Tivo. It works; it has a lifetime subscription; it makes me happy; why mess with it?

Muwahahahah. Welcome to the cult.



Friday, December 12, 2003
 

My boyfriend the spy

Mmmmm, SpyDaddyChristina tried to get me interested in Alias for two years and I resisted, fool that I am. Of course she didn't tell me about the joys of Victor Garber, aka Jack Bristow, or I'd have gotten on board much earlier. He's such a good dadNow I do know though, and while I'm waiting to see if somebody buys me the Season 1 and 2 DVDs from my Amazon Wish List, I present this gratuitous picture post at her request. Enjoy the Spy Lovin'.


 

Knit 2, Perl 1

Teachers in one Indian state are peeved because the Secretary of Education wants them to stop knitting during school hours. Now I could see if they were actually knitting while they were supposed to be instructing and I can see wanting them to be doing their prep work during some free periods, but during a lunch break? Why shouldn't they be knitting? I learned to knit during my unemployment last year and it's very relaxing, even if you're no good at it (like me). I keep meaning to join a knitting circle like the one at the Borders in the North Hills or the Knitting Meetup group, because I think some experienced knitters could help my technique and plus it would be an old-time-y sort of thing to do - knitting with other women.

When I'm much older, I'll probably take up revolutionary knitting, because I feel like that's something best done when you're on Medicare.


 

Angels we have heard on high, tell us to go out and buy

Rampant holiday consumerism is just so much easier with online shopping. I've found a couple of websites invaluable for finding gifts for others, not to mention a few gifts for me.

Kevin Kelly's Cool Tools site (formerly "Recommendo") contains recommendations for a wide range of highly useful tools and books. It tends to lean towards outdoorsy/camping gear, mobile computing, and unusual hobbies. This site introduced me to Tom Bihn bags (there's a luggage love post coming down the pike in a day or two). And I can easily think of 2 or 3 different people who would love to receive a surplus Geiger counter, for instance. (Yer not getting it. Sorry.)

ThinkGeek is always a great source of toys and bizarre gifts for the nerd in your life. Shop here for anyone who works in a cubicle or reads Slashdot. Like Amazon, they have wishlists, gift certificates, and gift guides. Unlike Amazon, their site is full of gratuitous Office Space references.

Finally, although it still purports to be in beta, Google's Froogle is a great way to locate items for sale and to check out price ranges. It features Google's usual usability excellence: Pictures are displayed when available, and you can specify a price range, group items by store, and sort by relevance or price.

I love technology. And shopping.



Thursday, December 11, 2003
 

Whoooosh!

Fly!  Be free!Via Kathryn Cramer, instructions for making an Origami Concorde.

I haven't tried it yet, so I have no idea how well it flies, but it looks very cool.


Wednesday, December 10, 2003
 

End of a really misguided era

Sorry voyeurs, Jenni is ending the Jennicam. She said something about PayPal closing her account and blah, blah, blah, but I''m choosing to believe she's just gotten a little more modest. Anyway, she claims that in the heyday she was getting 100 million visitors per week, but I don't buy that number at all. I've never been a fan of the cam, but I did get some train-wreck enjoyment out of reading her journal back in the days when she started sleeping with her best friend/next-door neighbor's guy and the best friend and she followed each other around to sites talking smack about the other. Good times.


 

Hiep, hiep, hoera

Awwwww.It's party time in the Netherlands: The House of Orange has a new crown princess. Dutch Crown Prince Willem-Alexander and Princess Maxima have named their new baby Catharina-Amalia Beatrix Carmen Victoria, or just Amalia for short. Orange flags are flying all over the country, and the new princess was given a 101-cannon salute. (Apparently, this required a change to the existing law: It used to be that royal boy babies got a 101-cannon salute, but royal girl babies only got 51 cannons.) A commemorative postage stamp and city square are already in the works.

It's kind of a pity we miss out on all that happy nonsense here in what is theoretically not a hereditary monarchy. Celebrity babies just aren't the same.


Sunday, December 07, 2003
 

Molly's made her choice

This is really about Dean, but I just love Molly. She's darling.Molly Ivins has made her choice - and she's choosing Dean. Like many liberals, she waited for a traditional liberal candidate:
The conventional wisdom -- the avatar of all political knowledge, the Washington, D.C., press corps -- said John Kerry was the man. So despite his resemblance to the finer products of the taxidermist's art, I sat around waiting for him to show signs of life. And waited.

(I don't know why, but I can't resist these Kerry digs. Guy bugs me.) When none of the usual suspects looked electable, she thought about Clark and rejected him, and landed on Howard Dean, who she describes as a fighting centrist.
For a while, I fretted over Dean being angry, or at least appealing to the political anger that is normally manipulated by right-wing radio jocks. Anger makes liberals uncomfortable: We prefer peace, reason and gentle persuasion. Beloveds, it is way past time for us to get mad -- social, economic and political justice are being perverted by the Bush administration.

I enjoy pragmatism in liberals; it's so unlike us, but just what we need this time.

In other Dean news, the NY Times Magazine on Sunday makes the point that it's not just love of Dean that is bringing all the Internet-Dean-lovin' gang together - some of them are doing it because it's their way to connect with other people in our very disconnected world. Dean's Internet presence is now being imitated by the old skool candidates, but none of them has created this kind of community. I imagine the 1960s were like this in a way, with the McGovern kids and all.

(NB: This is what I was trying to post earlier when I ended up screwing around with comments instead.)


 

No Comment

I've been having problems here with comments and it's hopefully fixed now (*crosses fingers*), but I had enough annoyance finding the solution that I thought I should share the details. We use Blogger to publish, which doesn't come with a built-in commenting system, so I chose SnorComments2 based on its free-ness and ease of setup. Of course free software giveth and free software taketh away. In this case, there is no support, so people like me need to figure things out on their own and the writer is not updating it to match Blogger updates. Anyway, we've had a few cases where the comments were lost and a few comment spam incidents and I thought that the spamming and maybe a case of two people editing at once had screwed things up. This morning though I was looking and noticed that the Blogger IDs didn't match the IDs that SnorComments was using. "Hmmm" I thought, "maybe I need to look into that." Turns out that Blogger changed to an 18-digit ID number now for posts with their new Dano release, and Javascript does not want to deal with numbers that big. So they would round and badness would result. The solution I found in two helpful places (the first is talking about another comment system, but it's the same problem; the second is specifically related to SC2 and involves beauteous step-by-step instructions for fixing the problem) involves changing the ID usage in the template to be a string not a number - hence no rounding. Now my source says the counts may be wonky occasionally, but that shouldn't be that big a problem.

I do think sometimes about Moveable Type. It's a harder install, but it's all in one package - no cobbling together of unsupported bits of software.


Saturday, December 06, 2003
 

Beautiful people with British accents

Liam, Liam, Liam.At Geek Night this week, I got into an argument about the new movie "Love Actually", which features several interwoven vignettes about love and romance. My friend John, hereafter referred to as The Guy Who Was Wrong, says that I knew going in that the movie is a light "holiday confection," and I have no right to be irritated that it was so shallow and manipulative that it made me want to give the writer/director a vicious smack upside the head.

I enjoyed the movie. Really I did. It's heartwarming, it's endearing, it made me say "Awwwwww" several times. It's wall-to-wall with cute British accents. Liam Neeson is all rumply and adorable as a grieving widower with the planet's cutest stepson. Hugh Grant plays Hugh Grant. Colin Firth plays Colin Firth. But we get to see him jump into a pond, which is always a good thing; I know Bridget Jones and her friends would agree with me. Oooo, speaking of which, I just found an interview with Colin Firth on the Today Show where he talks about "Love, Actually." Apparently he'll be falling into a pond again in BJ2 (my, what an unfortunate acronym). This is what Colin said about "Love Actually":
It sails very, very, very close to just, uh, something which you, may make you feel slightly queasy if you’re not with it, you know. [He smiles and Katie laughs] It’s obviously extremely, uh, sweet and very, very emotional.
Anyway. Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson wring the most they can out of their roles, and they look beautiful doing it, but there's only so much you can do with 15 minutes of screen time. Rowan Atkinson gives the most understated performance of his life: no stuttering, no facial ticks, no cunning plans.

In one of the first scenes, a character who's recording a schmaltzy song stops and says, "This is pure shit, isn't it?" His manager answers something like, "Yes, it is! It's solid gold shit, and it's going to make us rich!" I think we're meant to take that as fair warning.

The stories are so short, and the characters so, um, unadorned, that I can't remember names for most of them; they're just Hugh, Colin, Liam, Alan, and Emma. I didn't realize until I looked it up on IMDB that Hugh Grant's character didn't even have a name. The cast also includes Laura Linney and Billy Bob Thornton. What really bugs me is that they had this amazing volume of talent and a huge budget and did so little with it. They had the ingredients for fireworks, and they made sparklers instead.

I was also a little creeped out by how many of the relationships were between men and their subordinates.

So that really is far, far more analysis than the movie warrants. Go see it, but bring some insulin along.


Friday, December 05, 2003
 

First real snow of the year

Hurray, winter has arrived. This is the backyard early this afternoon. There are a few more inches on the ground now (late evening), and Corgi-trenches crisscross the patio.

Update, Saturday morning: We got a little more snow.
That's a Corgi trench by the table


Wednesday, December 03, 2003
 

Regime change begins @ home

Today I talked to people who are running a workshop designed to teach young people how to run for office in the Pittsburgh area. It's called "Run, Baby, Run", and will be held this January and again in June. Panelists include useful city councilman Bill Peduto and That Squirrel Hill Kid Who Ran For Mayor.
We'll cover campaigning 'nuts and bolts': forms to file, deadlines, what positions are open, campaign budgets, fund raising, forming a campaign committee, communications tactics and the media.

The workshop will end with a Question & Answer session with an experienced panel.
We hear a lot of moaning about how there aren't enough young people involved in local politics; this is the best solution I've seen. The registration fee is only $10, which keeps the barrier to entry low.

And no, I'm not planning to attend.

Although I am a little curious.


Monday, December 01, 2003
 

Have no place I can be since I found Serenity.

Zoe loves her gunTo celebrate the release of the Firefly DVD boxed set, CFQ has done an extensive interview session with Joss Whedon and Tim Minear that's being posted in daily updates. They are doing an episode guide and first up was the pilot, which of course Fox didn't think was a good introduction to the show since it set up the premise and introduced the characters and all. Reading this is fascinating, but also aggravating, since Fox clearly had no clue how to handle this show. And they had clearly never watched a Whedon/Minear production in the past either:
TIM MINEAR: They thought we were comedy writers.

CFQ: Are you serious?

TIM MINEAR: Yeah, they thought this thing was going to be kind of a wacky romp, which every once in a while it was, because that’s the way we write television. Sometimes things are gut-wrenching, sometimes they’re funny, or whatever. But they seemed to think that because of Buffy possibly, it would be a comedy.

Aaaaaaaah! Who could think Tim Minear (whom I think of as the under-appreciated genius behind Whedon) - a man who said his approach to writing was "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." - is a comedy writer? He loves to kill characters off.

In other Firefly news, the Serenity will appear in the upcoming BattleStar Galactica mini-series - apparently the same FX group worked on both. Who knew there was going to be a Galactica mini-series? This is very exciting, as long it's not a remake of Galactica 1980 cause that was just embarrassing.


 

Manatee bulletin: Procrastination and phone sex

976-BABESome good news on the manatee front: In our last exciting episode, the Florida Fish & Wildlife Conservation Commission was about to decide whether to change the manatee's state status from "endangered" to "threatened", under pressure from recreational fishing and boating interests. The FWC has decided to postpone the decision for a year while it reviews its criteria for those categories. Sometimes procrastination is our friend.

In other vital manatee news, an old 1-800 phone number for reporting dead or injured manatees now redirects to a phone-sex company. Fish & Wildlife let the number lapse, but it's still around on some websites and signs, leading to some very surprised callers. This isn't accidental; the same phone-sex company has previously taken over old 800 numbers for the World Wildlife Fund and Alltel's wireless customer service. I would find this really funny if it weren't for the fact that they've also taken over old rape crisis lines, which crosses the line from tacky to cruel.

The new toll-free manatee number, should you need it, is 888-404-FWCC.